Black Spirituality Religion : Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

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THAT A OXYMORON !!!!!!!!

LMAOOO!!!!



DARKSIDE MAGICK ---- DISCORD IS THE POLITICS OF MOBILITY.

Hey, let's cut'em some slack. Without mind-numbing influence of the church, I think people would have more coherent thought processes. But then again, I'm a dreamer yet more importantly, a nihilist and a falliblist.
 
Hey, let's cut'em some slack. Without mind-numbing influence of the church, I think people would have more coherent thought processes. But then again, I'm a dreamer yet more importantly, a nihilist and a falliblist.

WELL I'M A NARCISSIST, SO DREAM AWAY MY FRIEND.



DARKSIDE MAGICK ----- PLACE 10 PEOPLE IN A ROOM , THEY WILL EAT EACH OTHER WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR!
 
O.k., I got a few more:

21. You feel guilty when you pop wood - unless your a preacher.
22. You only do it in the missionary position because that's the way missionaries did it when raping slaves er I mean converts. Also that's the position god used when he laid up in mary while joe was on a taco bell run.
23. You know there is something inherently evil about vaginas, but just can't put your finger in it - I mean ON it.
24. You believe god created the world in seven days, but it took him who knows how long to explain it to Moses or whoever.
25. you think paul was straight
drum roll please...
26. you think jesus is god but you also think yours is a "monotheistic" religion! wink wink

:fyi:
 
WELL I'M A NARCISSIST, SO DREAM AWAY MY FRIEND.



DARKSIDE MAGICK ----- PLACE 10 PEOPLE IN A ROOM , THEY WILL EAT EACH OTHER WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR!

Man,

You killing me. I was trying to be diplomatic....

Oh... I'm beyond a narcissist... in my world, I'm the onlyist.

Too bad for mankind I believe... we were born to die.
 
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