Black Spirituality Religion : Top Ten Signs You’re a Zealous Pagan

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Top Ten Signs You’re a Zealous Pagan

1. You wear traditional Afrikan garb to a dentist appointment.
2. You have a well kept altar in every corner of your home, but your furniture is raggedy.
3. You feed your deities better than your kids.
4. You spend all your money on different types of readings, but you never consider changing your behavior to better your lot.
5. You are strictly monotheist – there is only one satan!
6. You are dogmatically opposed to dogma.
7. You greet people in Afrikan languages, as if they know what the heck you’re saying.
8. You are a student of all religions, master of none.
9. You keep some of your significant others’ pubic hair (along with some other things) in a little juju pouch.
10. You don’t’ drink NOTHING at your mother in law’s house.
 
Top Ten Signs You’re a Zealous Pagan

1. You wear traditional Afrikan garb to a dentist appointment.
2. You have a well kept altar in every corner of your home, but your furniture is raggedy.
3. You feed your deities better than your kids.
4. You spend all your money on different types of readings, but you never consider changing your behavior to better your lot.
5. You are strictly monotheist – there is only one satan!
6. You are dogmatically opposed to dogma.
7. You greet people in Afrikan languages, as if they know what the heck you’re saying.
8. You are a student of all religions, master of none.
9. You keep some of your significant others’ pubic hair (along with some other things) in a little juju pouch.
10. You don’t’ drink NOTHING at your mother in law’s house.



OMG!!!!

AND THE FUNNY PART IS I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE THAT.. BE FEEDING LEGBA BETTER THAN THEIR CHILDREN...OMG!!!
 
Top Ten Signs You’re a Zealous Pagan

1. You wear traditional Afrikan garb to a dentist appointment.
2. You have a well kept altar in every corner of your home, but your furniture is raggedy.
3. You feed your deities better than your kids.
4. You spend all your money on different types of readings, but you never consider changing your behavior to better your lot.
5. You are strictly monotheist – there is only one satan!
6. You are dogmatically opposed to dogma.
7. You greet people in Afrikan languages, as if they know what the heck you’re saying.
8. You are a student of all religions, master of none.
9. You keep some of your significant others’ pubic hair (along with some other things) in a little juju pouch.
10. You don’t’ drink NOTHING at your mother in law’s house.

LMAO@ 6,7,8

8 is sad but so prevalent nowadays

"dogmatically opposed to dogma"
lmao

Thanks for the laughs!

~Qwamii~
 
Top Ten Signs You’re a Zealous Pagan

1. You wear traditional Afrikan garb to a dentist appointment.
2. You have a well kept altar in every corner of your home, but your furniture is raggedy.
3. You feed your deities better than your kids.
4. You spend all your money on different types of readings, but you never consider changing your behavior to better your lot.
5. You are strictly monotheist – there is only one satan!
6. You are dogmatically opposed to dogma.
7. You greet people in Afrikan languages, as if they know what the heck you’re saying.
8. You are a student of all religions, master of none.
9. You keep some of your significant others’ pubic hair (along with some other things) in a little juju pouch.
10. You don’t’ drink NOTHING at your mother in law’s house.

LOL! ROFLMAO!
 
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