Black Spirituality Religion : Top Ten Signs You’re a Zealous Pagan

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  1. awo dino

    awo dino Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Top Ten Signs You’re a Zealous Pagan

    1. You wear traditional Afrikan garb to a dentist appointment.
    2. You have a well kept altar in every corner of your home, but your furniture is raggedy.
    3. You feed your deities better than your kids.
    4. You spend all your money on different types of readings, but you never consider changing your behavior to better your lot.
    5. You are strictly monotheist – there is only one satan!
    6. You are dogmatically opposed to dogma.
    7. You greet people in Afrikan languages, as if they know what the heck you’re saying.
    8. You are a student of all religions, master of none.
    9. You keep some of your significant others’ pubic hair (along with some other things) in a little juju pouch.
    10. You don’t’ drink NOTHING at your mother in law’s house.
     
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    DARKSIDE MAGICK Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    OMG!!!!

    AND THE FUNNY PART IS I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE THAT.. BE FEEDING LEGBA BETTER THAN THEIR CHILDREN...OMG!!!
     
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    Qwamii Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LMAO@ 6,7,8

    8 is sad but so prevalent nowadays

    "dogmatically opposed to dogma"
    lmao

    Thanks for the laughs!

    ~Qwamii~
     
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    LOL! ROFLMAO!
     
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    Hey, stop talking about me.... doc.

    Before I spray rum on you......

    I never understood people dogmatically opposed to dogma.... It never made sense to me.

    I cain't stand people who do Nos. 7 and 8 especially.

    Thanks for the laugh and the insight
     
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    LOL... I can count on my hands how many people like this that I know.
    I see number 2,7 and 10 all the time.


    W.I.P:court:
     
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    awo dino Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    o.k. now, somebody must have some more!
     
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