O.k., I got a few more:
21. You feel guilty when you pop wood - unless your a preacher.
22. You only do it in the missionary position because that's the way missionaries did it when raping slaves er I mean converts. Also that's the position god used when he laid up in mary while joe was on a taco bell run.
23. You know there is something inherently evil about vaginas, but just can't put your finger in it - I mean ON it.
24. You believe god created the world in seven days, but it took him who knows how long to explain it to Moses or whoever.
25. you think paul was straight
drum roll please...
26. you think jesus is god but you also think yours is a "monotheistic" religion! wink wink
LMAO!!!!!