Not wear panties?
>>Mimi clutches pearls<<
*laugh*
'She' only comes out when it's time to play. http://www.***************/albums/basic/thumb_smileyvault-goodgrief.gif
If I want to be sexy, I'll take them off...and put them in a sandwich baggie in my purse. <-- yes, I've done that before. I'm not about to have dirty underwear free-floating in my purse. Other people have put their hands in my purse....
Wish most felt the same about their cellphones and toiletting.
I know folks do it, because I hear it! *laugh*
Y'know -- just once, while being shown the functions on an iPhone, I'd like to get a little head's up. Like, "Uh...you might not wanna...yeah. There's pee on it...and I didn't wash my hands."
So, I don't...for a few reasons:
1.
Putting on a pair of panties is starting your day off right, ladies.
I wear a panty with a pantyliner...with a little baby powder sprinkled on for good measure.
I dunno, I just like the smell of body-powder.
But...I spend lots on pretty panties...and I love my bra/panty combos too much.
Uncoordinated undergarments is enough to leave me feeling a 'tad bit wrong' all day.
I dare not try commando....
*laugh*
Anyway --
Guilty Pleasure #127: Wearing huge Hanes panties.
I get 'em an extra size large, too.
>>giggles like a mad woman<<
Of course, I had to retire the 'super-panties' to the back of the drawer (3 weeks out of the month) when I moved with my fiance...
HIM: "Are you on your cycle?
MIMI: "Wha --? No."
HIM: "Oh. Well...what's all this...?"
MIMI, a little embarrased: "They're comfortable... and roomy....?"
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2.
(I'm germ-phobic. Get ready for some strong bias *laugh*)
Undergarments have a two-fold purpose...the most important being, 'hygiene'.
The word 'moisture' comes to mind....
*laugh*
That's why --
*** WARNING: Black Men -- avert your man-ly eyes! I'm going to kill the inherent sexiness of this thread by talking about vagina in a very nonsexual (and somewhat 'icky') fashion. ***
-- when you do pericare (clean the nether regions of individuals who cannot clean themselves after defecation, urination, discharges like the post-partum bleeding, i.e., 'lochia' etc...) on a female's vagina?
You have to wipe her vagina AND inner thighs. You do it on men and women...but, ESPECIALLY, a woman.
Every. Woman. Has. A. Discharge.
'Panty liners' exist for a reason.
Fluid's and sh/t are constanly 'secreting'...out of it.
...and it varies throughout the month. It's not yucky or without basis. It's a sign of her in/fertile period and where she might be in her cycle. <-- for those who like to 'believe' (without fact or basis and in full defiance to observable & testable common knowledge) in a QUACK who says that the menstrual cycle is UNnatural.http://www.***************/albums/basic/thumb_smileyvault-dry.gif
Anyway -- I kinda get the impression that most are middle-aged in here?
So, what's goin' -- are ya'll ladies menopausal or what?
*laugh*
Because...unless you broads are 'dry' as the desert, I don't see how any woman can run around with their vagina flapping in the breeze. 'Just...cause'.
That's ... a little gross.
*laugh*
It's, like...a man with pre-seminal fluid (you call it 'pre-c*m') running about all willy-nilly. Leaking all over the d*mned place. *laugh*
Of course, hey -- do what you want. It's your laundry. *laugh*
But...all the same? How's a man with a drippy d*ck gon' refuse to wear underwear or some sort of barrier inside of his underwear to catch his bodily fluids?
To me, that's unsanitary.
Well, it's 'whatever'. Of course, I'm judgin'...*laugh* ....but folks can do what they like.
I just hope ya'll keep a 'spare' panty in your purse when you shop and try on clothes....http://www.***************/albums/userpics/10001/coffee-news.gif
>>>looks for the 'puke' smiley<<<
Of course --
I'd take all that back if someone kept wipes 'on hand'.
I do. I keep a box of 'feminine wipes' in my purse or nurse bag.
It'd make more sense for the 'commando' ladies to wipe themseves 'as needed'.
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3.
Wearin' panties keeps my clothes out of my butt (and other others that shan't be named).
I'm starting to lose my spring chicken status, but I'm still a young woman...and I still dress like a 'hootchie.
So...my clothes are fitted and I need a panty-like barrier, of sorts.
There's nothing cute about 'front booty'....
I don't know how anyone can walk around like that and I refuse to believe that these women can't feel it. It's like these large-breasted hags who try to jog down a busy street in pushups. All you see are nipples and areolas.
True story.
You can't run comfortably like that.
I'm a 'D'. I know.
She seemed to be 'D' -ish, too.
...but I suppose the difference revolved around the fact that I'm a 'natural'. *smirk* I could feel the tugging.
She probably had severed nerve endings or something. If you notice, it's only the women with store-bought body-parts who run about showing them off in this manner.
Not that I'm anti-procedure/anti-cosmetic...
I have real false lashes on...and they're fabulous. I get my glyco/micro/ultrasonic facials ever 2 weeks. I did Zoom. I've had lipo. *shrug*
I work out. 6 days a week. I run for 15 mins and hit the weight room. I'm a free weight kinda gal, but I had this bit of fat on my belly. That pootch.
I'm 5'3. 155-163 or something. I'd have to drop down too low to get it off...129. I weighed as much during AFROTC. Weighed a little more in the Guard. Maybe...140?
I feel like a size 3 is too small for me. I'm good being a 7-9.
I don't and didn't want to lose any weight. BUT - I wanted that bit of fat over my belly gone.
So, I just had it sucked out. First time that I'd considered a procedure, but I'm pleased.
Who said you can't 'spot reduce'....? *laugh*
...and, y'know, it's actually cheaper than I thought it'd be. I almost did the 'flanks', too. It was like being in candy store, i.e., "Well - since I'm here --"
*smirk*
So, no. I'm not anti-cosmetic.
I'm just saying....
Women (like that jogger and Kim Kardashian) who make a spectacle of themselves with their 'Lee Press-On' bodies just want attention. It's pathetic.
...pretty much like most women who tend to run around with camel-toes.
Buncha shameless exhibitionists.
It's all fun and games until someone gets a yeast infection....
