Black Jokes Humor : No Nursing Home

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I said to a friend, "You have been on four cruises." She replied, "Yes,
    that's true." I stated, "I don't understand" and she replied without a
    pause, "It's cheaper than a nursing home.

    So, there will be no nursing home in my future. When I get old and feeble,

    I am going to get on a Princess cruise ship. The average cost for a nursing
    home is $200 a day. I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can
    get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day.
    That leaves $65 a day for:

    1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.

    2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the restaurant
    or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast in bed every
    day of the week.)

    3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free
    washers and dryers and shows every night.

    4. They have free toothpaste, razors, soap and shampoo.

    5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5
    worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.

    6. I will get to meet new people every 7 to 14 days.

    7. TV broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress replaced?
    No problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your inconvenience.

    8. Clean sheets and towels every day and you don't even have to ask for
    them.

    9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip, you are on Medicare. :great:
    If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship, they will upgrade you to
    a suite for the rest of your life.

    Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America, the Panama
    Canal, Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia or name where you want to go?

    Princess will have a ship ready to go. So don't look for me in a nursing
    home, just call shore to ship.

    P.S.: And don't forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side at
    no charge.
     
  2. 1poetsought

    1poetsought Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    The irony of it all... thanks, I may look into that myself.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    seem like i wanna go here ............lol
    this was mad funny
     
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    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That's cute, my co-workers would love this joke!
     
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    AHMOSE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This one makes you wonder when you see the older folks on the cruises lol. :thinking:
     
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    Makes sense to me! :roll: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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