Black Jokes Humor : On the way home to Africa..

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  1. Zulile

    Zulile Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    There came a time when the African American man had had enough – He took his eldest son and together they decided to return to Africa to find/discover their roots. Starting from the bottom up, they took a South African Airways flight directly from New York.. he’s pleased to see about half the passengers are black.. trip starts off comfortable and well..

    Unfortunately.. halfway across the Atlantic.. the plane develops technical problems.. soon the pilot informs everyone that their luggage would be dropped into the ocean – as the plane must lose weight in order to make it to land…

    30 minutes later – the captain again speaks.. “we’re sorry to inform you, but the plane is still too heavy – it’s a matter of life and death that we lose more weight.. so please.. anything you can find – discard”

    People were chucking everything off the plane.. all the food, monitors, anything that wasn’t nailed down – and then some!

    Alas.. 30 minutes later the pilot again announces that it is not enough.. “we still need to lose weight - I estimate about half of the passengers will have to sacrifice themselves.. and if noone volunteers" (and noone did, obviously) " we will choose for you - in order to be fair we'll do it.. alphabetically..."

    Gasp! Horror in the cabin!! They are about to be chucked off the plane!!

    “Any… African Americans on board??..”

    The mans son starts to speak.. the father jabs him quiet… they wait..

    “hmmm… Any.. Blacks on board?”..

    Again, the son starts to speak.. the father jabs him quiet…

    A little more frustrated now.. the pilot continues.. “any.. Coloureds on board??”

    The son cant take it anymore and whispers to his dad – “Father –We are all those things! Why haven’t we responded?”

    To which the father replied..

    “As of this moment, my son, we are Zulu”
     
  2. truetothecause

    truetothecause Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    that is a good one!

    LMAO!...
    thanks for that Zulile!:love:

    :hearts2:
     
  3. Goddess Auset333

    Goddess Auset333 Banned MEMBER

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    Beloved KGmw Metasaience thread Security and Indentify.

    Now that is a Thinking man.

    Just like we are to return to our Divine right mind-set, which is our life saver.

    There is going to come a time when we better know who we are because it will save our lives. Better yet, we must (Action) word Be who we truly are now, because we do not know when such a time will come. Be Ye Ever Ready, or DIE HARD.

    Richard Pryor said in one of his comical acts, that we do not have to die when we can run.

    Again, we do not have to die when we know the Divine Energy, Power, Spirit in us, the forces in the Universe, Nature, and Our Divine Ancestors instructions.

    It is TIME we exercise that Energy power in us NOW, because LATER will be too late.

    This man Energized his Conscious SOUL Mind to save his and his son Behind from dying.

    Thanks Beloved Zulie for this.

    :hearts1: :hearts1: :hearts1:
     
  4. Zulile

    Zulile Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hello Goddess Auset333,
    I must say - of all the hidden messages I considered in the above joke.. I didnt expect that one! Thanks
    :heart:
     
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