Black Jokes Humor : Retirement Home Gals

Discussion in 'Black Jokes Humor' started by CarrieMonet, Sep 29, 2004.

  1. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2003
    Messages:
    1,244
    Likes Received:
    14
    Occupation:
    Love my job!
    Location:
    Seattle
    Ratings:
    +15
    One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home.
    On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
    On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.
    "Do you know there are 6 ladies lying naked on your front lawn?
    "Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."
     
  2. PurpleMoons

    PurpleMoons Administrator STAFF

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2003
    Messages:
    9,146
    Likes Received:
    1,097
    Gender:
    Female
    Ratings:
    +1,102
    :haha:
    I saw your name and knew it was gonna be a good one!
    :haha:
     
  3. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2001
    Messages:
    69,983
    Likes Received:
    3,978
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    BUSINESS owner
    Location:
    Da~WINDY*CITY //CHICAGO
    Ratings:
    +4,178
    u keep me on the floor ....hahahahahahaha......lol
     
  4. toylin

    toylin Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    May 17, 2004
    Messages:
    1,195
    Likes Received:
    17
    Occupation:
    Security Guard
    Location:
    Michigan
    Ratings:
    +17
    That's a shame. I shouldn't laugh, I shouldn't laugh. Dern it, I laughed. Funny.
     
  5. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2001
    Messages:
    69,983
    Likes Received:
    3,978
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    BUSINESS owner
    Location:
    Da~WINDY*CITY //CHICAGO
    Ratings:
    +4,178
    hahahahahaha! can't help it it's funny
     
  6. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2004
    Messages:
    7,007
    Likes Received:
    160
    Occupation:
    day care provider (own business)
    Location:
    Brick City
    Ratings:
    +161
    ^5 to you 6 old ladies...ain't nobody gon cramp their style...roflmaf
     
  7. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2004
    Messages:
    56
    Likes Received:
    1
    Ratings:
    +1
    lmao too funny
     
Loading...