History Lesson
GREAT PMS MOMENTS THROUGHOUT HISTORY !
#1 THE 1ST EPISODE:
Adam : "Eve what have you done??!!??"
Eve : " What have I done?!!? Look you never take me anywhere or buy me anything, with your cheap ***, what did you think I was gonna do? Sit here all day and wait on your black ***? "
Adam : " But Eve!!! "
Eve : " Dont but Eve me! I dont care what GOD said! You gonna believe GOD or your wife?!!? "
Adam : " But I cant defy..."
Eve : " See! You dont looove me! Speaking of which, maybe you need to be with those sheep tonight. See how warm they keep you. The snake knows how to treat a woman! "
Adam : " What?!!? The snake?!!? "
Eve: " Yeah, the snake is a REEAL MAN! He dont complain about he's tired from tending sheep. He can go all night long. He's got a rod that's big, long and stiff too! "
Adam : " How do you know that?!!? "
Eve : " Dont worry about it! He'll eat it. I ate it, nothing happened! You're just a little punk *****! I need a man that knows what to do and obviously you aint it! "
Adam : " Oh my GOD woman! "
Eve : " GOD aint got nothing to do with this! You punk! Are you gonna be a man or a sheep dipper? "
.....and the rest is PMS history!