Brother AACOOLDRE : What does Fifty shades of Grey & Pimps No more have in common

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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY: A Good High School read ? (LOL)

Book Review By Andre Austin

“It’s so big and growing. His erection is above the water line…” (p.135)

“A low groan escapes from deep within his throat. Fu..ck my mouth …hmm” (p136).

“Continuing the sensual caress across my sex, over my clitoris” (p.429)

“He spanks me twice more, and then he pulls at the small threads attached to the balls and jerks them out of me suddenly” (p.366)

Fifty Shades of Grey novel by EL James is marked for “Mature Audience” which is the opposite of our High Schools of today. James’s super-freak is Christian Grey to Anastasia who loves using the “Holy” in the front before a profanity of the “F” word is used. You can highlight the highlights from the book and make a case for its ban along with President Obama’s book Dreams from my so-called Father. But hey, I’m not wearing no black robes you just sit down and judge from the excerpts. So I slide in on pages 255-257 of James book and my eyes open wide to a book that should have been put on the No Hall pass List:

“I move closer to him on the couch and glance down at the list

APPENDIX 3

Soft limits

To be discussed and agreed between both parties:

Does the submissive consent to:

Masturbation

Cunnilingus

Fellatio

Swallowing Semen

Vaginal fisting

Anal intercourse

Anal fisting…

Anal intercourse doesn’t exactly float my boat

I’ll agree to the fisting, but I’d really like to claim your ***…your *** will need training

Training? I whisper.

Oh yes. It’ll need careful preparation. Anal intercourse can be very pleasurable, trust me…

He moves down the list.

And ….Swallowing semen. Well, you get an A in that…

Sex Toys? He ask

I shrug, glancing down the list.

Does the Submissive consent to the use of:

Vibrators

Butt plugs

Dildos

Bondage, he says, returning to the list. I examine the list, and my inner goddess bounces up and down like a small child waiting for ice cream.

Does the submissive consent to Bondage with a rope, leather cuffs, tape

Christian [Grey] raises his eyebrow. “Well”. (P.255-257)

“The submissive will keepherself clean and shaved and/or waxed at all times” (p.500).

This is a good read for your local high school? (LOL).

I’m an author and I published 20 plus short stories and poems in the book My Poemology which is available on amazon.com. One of my stories is called Pimps No More which is against the occupational hazards of being a pimp but uses the “P” several time resulting in me being disinvited to a local High School who let the kids read Fifty shades of Grey. Like I said at the top you be the judge and check out the controversy.


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EPILOGUE

I published my three books, Lukewarm: The Temperature of Justice, Poor Dre’s Almanac and of course My Poemology so that people could see me in full context and to show off that I was a stone cold writer.

I hope you enjoyed the short story of Pimps No More. This story got me booted out of a local high school that was at the same time allowing students to read Fifty Shades of Grey that had nothing on Pimps No More. The objection of my short story came from a parent who attends a church of a black Republican preacher who has hated me for 20 plus years. That was the surface level attack. The juice of the attack grew from a verbal exchange of excerpts of another book Lukewarm: the temperature of Justice. They wanted to punish me for telling a high school senior to allow all the evidence to come in before you make a decision about anything. If I would have been allowed to stay in that school I would have been able to give him all the evidence I’ve accumulated. I will share after my two book reviews a sample letter I would have given him about the correct temperature to be in.

BLACK GENESIS: The Prehistoric Origins of Ancient Egypt

By Robert Bauval

Book Review by Andre Austin

Ever since the Egyptian hieroglyphics have been decoded in 1822 racism about the terms & definitions of people places and events have flooded in.

The Misnomer: Egypt isn’t Egypt. The people of Egypt didn’t call themselves Egyptians but Kemiu (Kemet/Ham).

Bauval went on to say “The ancient Egyptians viewed themselves as the Rmt-en-Km-t, which Egyptologists usually translate as People of the Black Land, because, they say, the ancient Egyptians were not referring to themselves but rather to the color of the alluvial soil of the Nile Valley, which has a dark, almost black tint. Diop argues, however, that it makes far more sense to translate this term as Land of the Black People. Indeed, Km-T is perhaps the origin of the Biblical name Ham (hence Hamite), which also means “Black”. The H and K in the Semitic dialects are often mingled to create the guttural (Phoenitic sounding), KH. Thus the Hebrew Kh-am may be derivative of the earlier Egyptian Kh-em. This would certainly explain why in the bible, Egypt is often called the land of Ham or Khem” (p.174).

The Bible refers to the Egypt people and land as Ham.

Anthony T. Browder also states “The word KMT or Kemet means the country of the blacks or the land of the blacks and not the black soil as some have suggested” (The Nile Valley contributions to Civilization p.52). Plutarch in his essay Isis and Osiris does precisely what Browder says about the black soil but Plutarch applies it in conjunction with people. Take note:

Plutarch, in his essay Isis & Osiris p.83:

“Egypt, moreover, which has the blackest of soils, they call by the same name as the black portion of the eye, ‘Chemia (Ham), and compare it to a heart; for it is warm and moist,… like the heart in a man’s left side”.

When the stoics influenced the Christians writers we come to terms with “Lukewarm” (Luke/Look) the condition you are supposed to be in far away from a Hot-Heart or Cold-Heart. Satan’s nature is a desert and is opposed to Holy warm moisture (Tefnut) and can’t swallow righteousness so he has to spit it out. Satan can’t eat from the tree of right/wrong (maat) either, but we can and we will live off of it in heaven. The Jewish writers believing they were slaves to Egyptians retaliated by turning ham’s eyes into a homosexual and attacked the Egyptian fruit capable of opening Adam and Eve’s eyes and distorting the correct temperature your eyes and heart supposed to be in.

Just be yourself be black, stay black in righteousness and you will go to heaven. You can read about this more in my two books Poor Dre’s Almanac & Lukewarm: the temperature of Justice.