Black Jokes Humor : Two Off da Ground Jokes

[river]

1.
We're in a space ship
Pilot: Brace yourself. We're about to enter hyper space. It's gonna feel like being drunk.
copilot: What's wrong with being drunk?
Pilot: Ask a glass of water.

2
We're on a plane
Pilot to copilot. we're having engine trouble
Five minutes later...
Pilot to copilot! We're gonna crash! And there's only one parachute.

Copilot: IIIIII knoooooooooooooowwwwwwwww!

 

[butterfly#1]

1.
We're in a space ship
Pilot: Brace yourself. We're about to enter hyper space. It's gonna feel like being drunk.
copilot: What's wrong with being drunk?
Pilot: Ask a glass of water.

2
We're on a plane
Pilot to copilot. we're having engine trouble
Five minutes later...
Pilot to copilot! We're gonna crash! And there's only one parachute.

Copilot: IIIIII knoooooooooooooowwwwwwwww!

Self preservation....the first law of nature!
good laughs!