1. We're in a space ship Pilot: Brace yourself. We're about to enter hyper space. It's gonna feel like being drunk. copilot: What's wrong with being drunk? Pilot: Ask a glass of water. 2 We're on a plane Pilot to copilot. we're having engine trouble Five minutes later... Pilot to copilot! We're gonna crash! And there's only one parachute. Copilot: IIIIII knoooooooooooooowwwwwwwww!