Black Jokes Humor : Two Off da Ground Jokes

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  1. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    We're in a space ship
    Pilot: Brace yourself. We're about to enter hyper space. It's gonna feel like being drunk.
    copilot: What's wrong with being drunk?
    Pilot: Ask a glass of water.

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    We're on a plane
    Pilot to copilot. we're having engine trouble
    Five minutes later...
    Pilot to copilot! We're gonna crash! And there's only one parachute.

    Copilot: IIIIII knoooooooooooooowwwwwwwww!
     
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    Self preservation....the first law of nature!
    good laughs!
     
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