- Feb 18, 2004
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just a weeeee bit
> >
> > "An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility
to
> >marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children
beyond
> >comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the
perfect
> >woman. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning,
gorgeous
> >daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his
mission
> >to the ! farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. The
farmer
> >simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the
right
> >place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."
> >
> >The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for
the
> >man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not
that
> >you
> >can hardly notice...pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and suggested the
man
> >date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second
daughter.
> >The next day, ! the farmer again asked how things went. "Well," the
man
> >replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...
> >cross-eyed."
> >
> >The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if
things
> >might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in
exclaiming,
> >"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry." So they
were
> >wed right away.
> >
> >Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he
was
> >horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can
imagine.
> >
> >He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen
> >considering the beauty of the parents.
> >
> >"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that
you
> >could
> >hardly tell......pregnant when you met her."
> >
> >
> >
> > "An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility
to
> >marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children
beyond
> >comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the
perfect
> >woman. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning,
gorgeous
> >daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his
mission
> >to the ! farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. The
farmer
> >simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the
right
> >place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."
> >
> >The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for
the
> >man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not
that
> >you
> >can hardly notice...pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and suggested the
man
> >date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second
daughter.
> >The next day, ! the farmer again asked how things went. "Well," the
man
> >replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...
> >cross-eyed."
> >
> >The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if
things
> >might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in
exclaiming,
> >"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry." So they
were
> >wed right away.
> >
> >Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he
was
> >horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can
imagine.
> >
> >He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen
> >considering the beauty of the parents.
> >
> >"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that
you
> >could
> >hardly tell......pregnant when you met her."
> >
> >
