Black Jokes Humor : The Rabbit

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A man is driving along a highway
    and sees a rabbit jump out
    across the middle of the road.
    He swerves to avoid hitting it,
    but unfortunately the rabbit
    jumps right in front of the car.

    The driver, a sensitive man
    as well as an animal lover,
    pulls over and gets out to see
    what has become of the rabbit.

    Much to his dismay,
    the rabbit is dead.

    The driver feels so awful
    that he begins to cry.

    A beautiful blonde woman
    driving down the highway
    sees a man crying on the
    side of the road and pulls
    over.

    She steps out of the car and
    asks the man what's wrong.

    "I feel terrible," he explains,
    "I accidentally hit this rabbit
    and killed it."

    The blonde says,
    "Don't worry."

    She runs to her car and
    pulls out a spray can.

    She walks over to the limp, dead
    rabbit, bends down, and sprays
    the contents onto the rabbit.

    The rabbit jumps up, waves its
    paw at the two of them
    and hops off down the road.

    Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
    turns around and waves again,
    he hops down the road another 10 feet,
    turns and waves, hops another ten feet,

    turns and waves, and repeats this
    again and again and again,
    until he hops out of sight.

    The man is astonished.

    He runs over to the woman and
    demands, "What is in that can?
    What did you spray on that rabbit?"

    The woman turns the can around
    so that the man can read the label.

    It says...





    (Are you ready for this?)







    (Are you sure?)








    (This is bad!)







    (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)








    (You know you could just click off
    and not read the punch line....)







    (You can still delete it)








    You know you're gonna be sorry)





    (Last chance)







    (OK, here it is)








    It says,







    "Hair Spray -
    Restores life to dead hair,

    adds permanent wave."
     
  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol ............it works on fur wow !
    i'll take a case please ........u don't wanna know for what !
    lol
     
  3. 1poetsought

    1poetsought Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Dstny, keep 'em coming!
     
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    lolol...corny but still funny....

    one love
    khasm
     
  5. Prizefighter16

    Prizefighter16 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    what made this funny was the fact that you prolonged the punchline
    lol
    i was like d.@.m.n, how many times is it gon say are you sure?

    lol very corny, but a good joke
     
  6. AHMOSE

    AHMOSE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Now you got us laughing what you gonna do. :pc:
     
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