Black Jokes Humor : just a wee bit

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  1. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    just a weeeee bit
    > >
    > > "An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility
    to
    > >marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children
    beyond
    > >comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the
    perfect
    > >woman. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning,
    gorgeous
    > >daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his
    mission
    > >to the ! farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. The
    farmer
    > >simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the
    right
    > >place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."
    > >
    > >The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for
    the
    > >man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not
    that
    > >you
    > >can hardly notice...pigeon-toed." The farmer nodded and suggested the
    man
    > >date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second
    daughter.
    > >The next day, ! the farmer again asked how things went. "Well," the
    man
    > >replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell...
    > >cross-eyed."
    > >
    > >The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if
    things
    > >might be better. So he did. The next morning the man rushed in
    exclaiming,
    > >"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry." So they
    were
    > >wed right away.
    > >
    > >Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the nursery he
    was
    > >horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can
    imagine.
    > >
    > >He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen
    > >considering the beauty of the parents.
    > >
    > >"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that
    you
    > >could
    > >hardly tell......pregnant when you met her."
    > >
    > > :nuts:
     
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    lol....................lmao
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    It's funny how life can bite you in the butt when you least expect it. Wow...LOL...
     
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    Lloyd Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    D a mn!Itz too funny!lol!MY CHEST,MY CHEST!!!lol!Sorry for dat guy :laugh:
     
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    too funny whewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!