Black Jokes Humor : Pay your taxes...

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  1. Mike Ramey

    Mike Ramey Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A man goes into court on an Income Tax beef. The judge looks at the file, and then at the man.

    "Sir, you owe the government $25,048 dollars. Why didn't you pay your taxes?

    "Your honor, I forgot!"

    "You'll remember next year!" said the Judge. "and, to help your memory, here's a year in prison."
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hey Mike

    hell when he get out it will be tyme again so why not do two:lol:
     
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    Mike Ramey Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Rich, you AINT wrapped Tight!

    I'd see if I can get that guy from Enron to 'Settle' My tax bill.....

    Mike Ramey
     
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    yeah! coz i can't be visiting dem **** jails hahahahaha!!!!
    i better get these taxes done
     
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    man

    the gov..ment don't play when it comes to you payin them YOUR money...lol
     
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