An elderly couple were having breakfast together the morning of their 60th wedding anniversary.
The wife says, "Let's have breakfast the same way we did 60 years ago, butt-naked!." The husband agrees and they laughingly disrobe and begin their meal.
The wife says, "I feel just as frisky as I did 60 years ago, my nipples are just as hot for you now as they were then!".
The husband says, "I reckon they are, one's down in your coffee and the other one's down in your oatmeal!".
The wife says, "Let's have breakfast the same way we did 60 years ago, butt-naked!." The husband agrees and they laughingly disrobe and begin their meal.
The wife says, "I feel just as frisky as I did 60 years ago, my nipples are just as hot for you now as they were then!".
The husband says, "I reckon they are, one's down in your coffee and the other one's down in your oatmeal!".