Black Jokes Humor : Ralph & Edna...(Boy, what a love story)

Discussion in 'Black Jokes Humor' started by dstny, Jan 29, 2008.

  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    May 27, 2004
    Messages:
    378
    Likes Received:
    6
    Ratings:
    +6
    Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
    mean they don't love you with all they have.
    Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
    One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph
    suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
    stayed there.
    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
    him out.
    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
    immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
    considered her to be mentally stable.
    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news
    and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were
    able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
    of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound
    mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his
    bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
    can I go home?"

    Happy Mental Health day!
     
  2. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2004
    Messages:
    7,007
    Likes Received:
    160
    Occupation:
    day care provider (own business)
    Location:
    Brick City
    Ratings:
    +161
    Gee whiz Edna, ...run home before you decide to dry somebody else...lolol
     
  3. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2003
    Messages:
    16,340
    Likes Received:
    114
    Location:
    Northeast
    Ratings:
    +122
    Wow, I guess her mental clarity didn't last long enough. lol
     
Loading...