Black Jokes Humor : You May Dis The Bride...

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  1. dstny

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    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a
    curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

    The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the
    exact words that were used to put the curse on you.”

    The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man
    and wife.”
     
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    lmao..ha hya haaaa
     
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    lol...........sometime the, u may kiss ya bride can be a curse !
     
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    You can get married by a judge but make sure you have a jury
     
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