Black People : You Know You need A Woman When.....

Therious

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is it me,or the longer you go with out a female in your life,the worse your temper gets? I mean when i was with my girl,I was all smiles,nothing got me down,I was darn near one of the dudes from the musical movies in the 1930's,swing around lamp posts, and singing in the rain. when I am single,like daily I'm about ready to punch through a wall over the smallest things.

So i decided to make a list....

You know you need a woman when..

Dishes are piled up high in your sink..
your refrigerator smells like a swamp..
your ready to shoot everybody you meet...
all of your socks have holes in them
your bedroom looks like a war zone...
 
Only one of these made sense.

The rest..... if this is why you need a woman, this is sexist and offensive to women.

If you can't do it yourself, then what you need is a maid or domestic servant.

But hey... some women get off on raisin men like they are children in need of a momma. Hope you find the type. Or get that maid. :court:
 
is it me,or the longer you go with out a female in your life,the worse your temper gets? I mean when i was with my girl,I was all smiles,nothing got me down,I was darn near one of the dudes from the musical movies in the 1930's,swing around lamp posts, and singing in the rain. when I am single,like daily I'm about ready to punch through a wall over the smallest things.

So i decided to make a list....

You know you need a woman when..

Dishes are piled up high in your sink..
your refrigerator smells like a swamp..
your ready to shoot everybody you meet...
all of your socks have holes in them
your bedroom looks like a war zone...




no..

you need a maid, some prozac & a toenail clipper..

that's it.


and maybe a woman to inspire you to get a maid, some prozac
and a toenail clipper..

:)
 

no..

you need a maid, some prosac & a toenail clipper..

that's it.


and maybe a woman to inspire you to get a maid, some prosac
and a toenail clipper..

:)

:SuN049::SuN049:
 

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