Black People : You Know You need A Woman When.....

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  1. Therious

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    is it me,or the longer you go with out a female in your life,the worse your temper gets? I mean when i was with my girl,I was all smiles,nothing got me down,I was darn near one of the dudes from the musical movies in the 1930's,swing around lamp posts, and singing in the rain. when I am single,like daily I'm about ready to punch through a wall over the smallest things.

    So i decided to make a list....

    You know you need a woman when..

    Dishes are piled up high in your sink..
    your refrigerator smells like a swamp..
    your ready to shoot everybody you meet...
    all of your socks have holes in them
    your bedroom looks like a war zone...
     
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    And you need them cloths washed
    when your stomach in ya back
    when you need some lovin and security
     
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    Only one of these made sense.

    The rest..... if this is why you need a woman, this is sexist and offensive to women.

    If you can't do it yourself, then what you need is a maid or domestic servant.

    But hey... some women get off on raisin men like they are children in need of a momma. Hope you find the type. Or get that maid. :court:
     
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    no..

    you need a maid, some prozac & a toenail clipper..

    that's it.


    and maybe a woman to inspire you to get a maid, some prozac
    and a toenail clipper..

    :)
     
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    :SuN049::SuN049:
     
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    when the hookers are all locked up in jail.

    :SuN049:
     
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    i am celibate. no woman needed.
     
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    let me do it before they do:

    James, are you saying that women are just for sex?? :)
     
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    jamesfrmphilly going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    what did he say?
     
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    hey you better answer me for medusa get here and drop a thousand hot
    steaming man-hating words on you.. I'm trying to help you out here.. :)
     
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