Black Jokes Humor : You Cain't Get No Drunker Then This

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A man was sitting at a bar at closing time when the bartender told him he had to go home. So the man stood up and fell flat on his face. He tried several times to pull himself up on the stool but was unsuccessful. Finally he decided to crawl home

When he got home he tried to pull himself up on his front stoop but to no avail. So he crawled up the stairs to his bedroom where he tried to pull himself up on the bed only to fall flat on his face on the bed. He decided to just stay there all night.

The next morning his wife woke him up.

Wife: You've been out drinking again I see
Man: (innocently) Why dear whatever makes you say that?
Wife: That was the bartender on the phine. You left your wheelchair at the pub again.
 

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