Black Jokes Humor : Yo Mamma

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  1. renee31127

    renee31127 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
    Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
    Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
    Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
    Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
    Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
    Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
    Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!
    Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
    Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
    Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
    Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand
    Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans
    Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
    Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
    Yo momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas
    Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
    Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice
    Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
    Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
    Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
    Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind
    Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
    Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
    Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
    Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
    Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
    Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
    Yo momma so old her social security number is 1
    Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
    Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
    Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
    Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
    Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
    Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
    Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
    Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater
    Yo momma so short she poses for trophies
    Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence
    Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left
     
  2. luvNwords

    luvNwords Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
    Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince

    lmao......straight silly
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    this was wildddddddddddd! lol....
     
  4. MzBlkAngel

    MzBlkAngel Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    wow ya off it...
     
  5. true love

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    This was way off the chain!!!!! LOL
     
  6. Nita

    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol....

    man, this was wild.....lol
     
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