Black Jokes Humor : Y'allBonics

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  1. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    The Association of Southern Schools has decided to seek a grant designating Southern slang, or Y'allbonics, as a language to be taught in all Southern schools. The following are excerpts from the Y'allbonics/English dictionary.

    1) HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting.
    2) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
    Usage: "Heidi, Hire yew?"

    3) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow". Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

    4) JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and took it to Lanner."

    5) BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is
    Berminhayam. Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,00 in improvements."

    6) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."

    7) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

    8) BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a nutter bare."

    9) IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage:" Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"

    10) RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

    11) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

    12) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thang's gonna catch far."

    13) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

    14) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

    15) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."

    16) FAT - (noun and verb) - A battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup yuh."

    17) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We
    Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."

    18) CHEER - (adverb) - In this place. Usage: "Jest set that bare rat cheer."

    19) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddin't unnerstand a wurd he sed . . . must be from some farn country."

    20) DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."

    21) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen. Usage: "He cain't breathe . . . give 'im some are!!"

    22) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that there bob war fence."

    23) JEW HERE - (pronoun and verb) - Contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"

    24) HAZE - (pronoun and verb) - A contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah . . . haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."

    25) SEED - (verb) - Past tense of "to see." Usage: "I ain't never seed Noo Yawk City."

    26) VIEW - (verb and pronoun) - contraction. Usage: "I ain't never seed Noo Yawk City. . . view?"

    27) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert
     
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    *falling over in sniffles* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    Very Funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Carrie.

    You :court: nailed some real southern ebonic slang here. Very Funny indeed.

    Publish this list, I have never seen it before. Did you come up with this? It can put it on sweat shirts. Tee shirts and stuff.

    Did you get FO SHOW: meaning for sure
     
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    lol ...............hahahahahaha u too much lady
    this was a very good one and funnnnnnnnnny
     
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    Thanks Hodee it seems like a bit much for a t-shirt. Sadly I can't take credit for it...my boss is from Flarda....one of her friends sent it to her. I thought it was funny because my grammy and father are from BAMMER.