Black Jokes Humor : Worms

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  1. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Four Worms…

    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.

    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

    The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

    The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

    The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

    The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

    At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

    The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

    The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

    Third worm in sperm - Dead.

    Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

    So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?

    A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms!"

    Don't you just love little old ladies????
     
  2. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Yep, many say what they think without the consequences someone younger would have when speaking their mind like that. LOL
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lmbo ..................what a wormy way to put it !
    i tell ya little old ladies can suprise you before you know it !
    lol
     
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    :haha: where do you find these jokes? :haha:
     
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