Black Jokes Humor : Women

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  1. 4EVERLUV

    4EVERLUV Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
    morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
    amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
    That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
    nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
    should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of
    our days".

    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
    must be a sign from God!"

    The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
    is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
    God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
    she hands the bottle to the man.

    The man nods his head in agreement,opens it and drinks half the bottle
    and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
    immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think
    I'll just wait for the police...."

    MORAL OF THE STORY:

    Women are clever, evil witches. Don't mess with us.
     
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    Slowly Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I saw that coming. LOL
     
  3. 4EVERLUV

    4EVERLUV Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol, aahhh ha

    ok... I will try again.

    Much luv to you.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol.....beware of the she......
     
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