Black Jokes Humor : Women Drivers

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  1. Zulile

    Zulile Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    WOMEN DRIVERS

    Driving this morning on the M25 motorway, I looked
    over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new
    BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to
    her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

    I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I
    looked back she was halfway over in my lane still
    working on that makeup!

    It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so
    much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked
    the bacon roll out of my other hand.
    In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the
    car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
    knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the
    coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn
    BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which
    made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my
    shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.


    D*** Women Drivers!!!!!!!

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  2. PurpleMoons

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    LOL

    I think its time they start equipting our vehicles with automatic driving technology. shoot! They got it for airplanes, why not automobiles. I'm tired from having to put my movies on pause everytime I reach a toll booth. :lol:

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    Big Jim and the twins, classic:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that is funny. I'll have to use that

    Remby:qqb006:
     
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