Black Jokes Humor : Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!

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  1. Slowly

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    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!


    The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
    my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
    Hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m.,
    a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the Door, the cuckoo
    clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my
    husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was
    really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution,
    in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally
    smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
    "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that
    one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
    three times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
    throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
    then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
     
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