Black Jokes Humor : Why did the chicken cross the road?

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  1. Ankhur

    Ankhur Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Scientists have been puzzled by this question for over 35 thousand years, and now with the latest technology th answer still evades them, but can any one tell why?
     
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    because somebody with a skillet full of grease was chasing it?
     
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    Because he was trying to get away from the people telling this lame joke

     
  4. Ankhur

    Ankhur Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :toast::SuN049::toast::SuN049::toast::SuN049:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    have no clue why and was this a joke, maybe it should be down in the joke forum

    and just maybe the chicken crossed it to see the other side of life
     
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    It wasn't a chicken that crossed the road at all, it was a man who was tired of answering the chickens questions about what was going on across the road. The man told him the best way to find out was to get involved and be useful, then asked the chicken "do you want to get involved instead of just asking questions all the time" the chicken continued to ask the man more questions, so the man saw that the chicken wasn't serious so he crossed the street and left the chicken there talking to himself!
     
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    Who told on me!
    Name names!

    You can say what you will, but I can eat me some chicken wings 3 times a week.
     
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    To avoid being punched in the face and arrested for jaywalking by the Seattle police officer behind him.
     
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    To get away from the white man following him (even the chicken knows that white people are into animals sexually too).
     
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    crossed it to free self from bondage and from society that's plucking away at him .

    shoots i dion't know U tell us why !
     
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