Black Poetry : Who you callin' 1 minute man?

Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by YeshuJah, Aug 10, 2001.

  1. YeshuJah

    YeshuJah Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    who the hell these sistahs callin'
    1 minute man?
    some uh y'alls azzes
    couldn't keep a brother's interest
    for more than 1 minute
    if ya waved a magic wand!

    Some uh yous looks like da Michelin man!
    gots 2 stomachs
    where it should-a bin 1.
    Who the hell's gonna stay excited
    on your cellulite farm?

    Go ahead,
    raise that false alarm!
    Truth is,
    half way through that 1st minute
    some uh you smell like ya
    was living in a barn!

    On top uh dat some uh y'all
    just lay there like a sack uh meat,
    licking your lips and
    sticking your tongue
    between your god-****-it teeth!
    Expecting brothers to fulfill your fantasy-
    that sheet's a two way street!

    Here's a little lesson in biology:
    blood is what it takes to keep up
    this god-****-it bone!
    If you bring the excitement
    my heart is gonna pump that blood,
    and if you keep it rocking I guarantee
    that you will unleash da flood-

    Hell! By the time we get through
    you won't know the difference between
    a nickle and friggin' dime,
    but least of all you won't care about the dagnamit time!

    Come callin' me 1 minute man....
     
  2. Nappygrl

    Nappygrl Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Thank you for breaking it down!


    For all the 60-minute brothers
    that be holding it down!
    I know I gots me one
    I ain't even gon clown!
     
  3. poeticdelight

    poeticdelight Member MEMBER

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    don't blame me...

    Missy started it! LOL

    pd
     
  4. Afridancr

    Afridancr Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    dat's right!!!!

    lay it on'em!!!

    tight!!
     
  5. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    ALL GOOD

    LAY IT DOWN AND OUT!!
     
  6. Khasm13

    Khasm13 STAFF STAFF

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    hahahahahahaha...this was a gem in da ruff...:lol:
    my goodness...lol

    one love
    khasm
     
  7. phenomenalwoman

    phenomenalwoman Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    100% pleasurable sexual experience is a two way street. takes work on both ends. now a days we are so caught up in having sex we miss the true meaning behind it. dug the creativity
     
  8. genny c

    genny c New Member MEMBER

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    yo

    hey don't worry i don't have sex anyways so i don't know how it feels
     
  9. MzBlkAngel

    MzBlkAngel Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    dig dat....lol
     
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    1poetsought Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I enjoyed this amusing piece.

    Lively-up the place! Oh, Genny C, somebody loves you for waiting baby.
     
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