Black Jokes Humor : when the fight started....

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  1. Zulile

    Zulile Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace

    expensive....so, I took her to a gas station..... and then the fight

    started....


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    My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I

    kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a

    nearby table.

    My wife asked,' Do you know her?'

    'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to

    drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she

    hasn't been sober since.'

    'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on

    celebrating that long?'

    And then the fight started.....

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    I rear-ended a car this morning.

    So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out

    of his car.

    You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just

    seem funny?

    Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT

    HAPPY!!!'

    So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

    And then the fight started.....
     
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    lol................and after i was done laughing the fight started ....
     
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    That was a good laugh thank you 4 that!!!!!!!! :laugh:
     
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    Yeah that was pretty good! it was told in the proper order
     
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    sure this ain't a autobiography?

    you know how you like to start fights

    lol

    very funny stuff

    hahahahahahhaahhaahhaa

    the second one was the funniest to me

    lol
     
  6. Zulile

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    A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies, when suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

    The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy ****! That must be my husband!' The guy quickly jumped out of the bed, and scared and naked he leaped out the window like a crazy man.

    He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush, then started to run as fast as he could to his car. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman 'I AM your husband, you cow!'

    The woman yelled back, 'Yeah?? Then why were you running....!'

    And that, folks, is how the fight started.

    :lol:
     
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