A little boy came down to breakfast, since they live on a farm his mother asks if he had done his chores; "not yet", says the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well he is a little upset, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes to feed the cow and>he kicks a cow. He goes back for breakfast and his mother gives him a>bowl of dry cereal. How comes I don't get any eggs and bacon? "Well his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get any eggs for a week; I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either; I also saw you kick a cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk. Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"