Black Jokes Humor : what u do is what u get

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  1. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A little boy came down to breakfast, since they live
    on a farm his mother asks if he had done his chores;
    "not yet", says the little boy.
    His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
    chores. Well he is a little upset, so he goes to feed
    the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
    He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes
    to feed the cow and>he kicks a cow. He goes back for
    breakfast and his mother gives him a>bowl of dry
    cereal.

    How comes I don't get any eggs and bacon?

    "Well his mother says, I saw you kick a chicken so you
    don't get any eggs for a week; I saw you kick a pig,
    so you don't get any bacon for a week either; I also
    saw you kick a cow, so for a week you aren't
    getting any milk.

    Just then his father comes down for breakfast and
    kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.


    The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
    and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
     
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    Slowly Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lmao. Good One
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lmbo......lol......hahahahahaha!!!