What My Vagina Wants
I want to find the
Pulitzer Prize For Literature
While I'm searching for
My orgasmic roots
And I want to
Afro-pick
My pubic hairs
And hang my vagina
On the east wall
Of my livingroom
I want Oprah Winfrey
To sip her tea with my
Peppermint p**** thoughts
Or chamomile
And read about me
With her
Book-Of-The-Month Club
This afternoon
And I want
The branches of my family
To remain functional
In this age of
Dysfunctional family trees
I want my vagina
To resist the pull of Prozac
And her eggs to
Fight this Ritalin frenzy
I want the
Penis Wars to end
Simultaneously with
The Mad Cow Disease
And I want
My vagina to
Stop being hungry
And the plight
Of the homeless
To cease
And desist
And assist me
To be free
Resist the hunger
In me
I want my vagina
To be the founder
Of the new school
Of Uterus Philosophy
Dedicated to the study of
Fallopian Psychology
And let the Penis Envy...me
I want my vagina
To resurrect me
And to give birth to me
Over
And over
And over again
I want multiple orgasms
And a multitude of
Orgasmic thoughts
To flow from my pen
I want to cum
Until I get there
Until we all
Get there
Until
My vagina
Digs
To China
Finds Heaven
And
Makes peace
With earth....
*Vagina Chronicles*
Hunter
All Rights Reserved
I want to find the
Pulitzer Prize For Literature
While I'm searching for
My orgasmic roots
And I want to
Afro-pick
My pubic hairs
And hang my vagina
On the east wall
Of my livingroom
I want Oprah Winfrey
To sip her tea with my
Peppermint p**** thoughts
Or chamomile
And read about me
With her
Book-Of-The-Month Club
This afternoon
And I want
The branches of my family
To remain functional
In this age of
Dysfunctional family trees
I want my vagina
To resist the pull of Prozac
And her eggs to
Fight this Ritalin frenzy
I want the
Penis Wars to end
Simultaneously with
The Mad Cow Disease
And I want
My vagina to
Stop being hungry
And the plight
Of the homeless
To cease
And desist
And assist me
To be free
Resist the hunger
In me
I want my vagina
To be the founder
Of the new school
Of Uterus Philosophy
Dedicated to the study of
Fallopian Psychology
And let the Penis Envy...me
I want my vagina
To resurrect me
And to give birth to me
Over
And over
And over again
I want multiple orgasms
And a multitude of
Orgasmic thoughts
To flow from my pen
I want to cum
Until I get there
Until we all
Get there
Until
My vagina
Digs
To China
Finds Heaven
And
Makes peace
With earth....
*Vagina Chronicles*
Hunter
All Rights Reserved