Black Poetry : What it's like night before christmas in my Hood

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Twas da night before christmas​

all through da hood
errrr body sleepin crap twas all good
stocking hung on da wall
red one green one old one too
by some rusty nails
boy didn't they smell
pops back on dat stuff
coz mom's bust a move on da trails
we're all upstairs sleepin in our little beds
with visions of stealing caught up in our heads
stupid hounds keep barking from all da noise
we laid still in hope it was st.Nick wit us new toyz
so i jump up peep out da window
insearch for his raindeers and what did i see
da neighborhood crackhead
stealing our black & white T.V
we ran out in our fruita loons to run him down
co pops was too slow so he stop for more blow
and the thief got away
we been good all year long what da blank is wrong!
we can't call da po po's we have no phone
moma still gone so we here this year again wit dis song
know Santa ain't coming to da hood again
dis christmas will be something but not merry
cause Santa was Sleighjacked somewhere on Ferry
play Ho ! ho ! ho ! on sista mary
it's all jacked up and when he bust da cherry
i couldn't help myself so i creap in and pulled his beard
to my suprise it was uncle Larry
just all whack no silent night stuff ain't right
another year in tears so merry christmas all &
to all a deep hood night


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Mad humor brotha Rich..
I can actually visualize the drama as it unfolds..
More Tales from the Blackside..
 
$$RICH$$.....

ROT(MF)F...LMAO, maaaannnn. That is a ghetto *** Christmas for you. Too bad, you can't never catch a crackhead. I remember my pops used to get gone of that Brandy, and proclaim that Santa was Black....lol...He used to pretend he was the Grinch and put ALL our presents in a big green sack, and set them outdoors if we misbehaved. Hope your Holidays go as planned this year, Happy Kwaanza(Merry Christmas):smooch: Excxellent flow there Brotha
 

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