Black Poetry : What it's like night before christmas in my Hood

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  1. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    Twas da night before christmas​

    all through da hood
    errrr body sleepin crap twas all good
    stocking hung on da wall
    red one green one old one too
    by some rusty nails
    boy didn't they smell
    pops back on dat stuff
    coz mom's bust a move on da trails
    we're all upstairs sleepin in our little beds
    with visions of stealing caught up in our heads
    stupid hounds keep barking from all da noise
    we laid still in hope it was st.Nick wit us new toyz
    so i jump up peep out da window
    insearch for his raindeers and what did i see
    da neighborhood crackhead
    stealing our black & white T.V
    we ran out in our fruita loons to run him down
    co pops was too slow so he stop for more blow
    and the thief got away
    we been good all year long what da blank is wrong!
    we can't call da po po's we have no phone
    moma still gone so we here this year again wit dis song
    know Santa ain't coming to da hood again
    dis christmas will be something but not merry
    cause Santa was Sleighjacked somewhere on Ferry
    play Ho ! ho ! ho ! on sista mary
    it's all jacked up and when he bust da cherry
    i couldn't help myself so i creap in and pulled his beard
    to my suprise it was uncle Larry
    just all whack no silent night stuff ain't right
    another year in tears so merry christmas all &
    to all a deep hood night


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    Omowale Jabali The Cosmic Journeyman PREMIUM MEMBER

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    Mad humor brotha Rich..
    I can actually visualize the drama as it unfolds..
    More Tales from the Blackside..
     
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    $$RICH$$.....

    ROT(MF)F...LMAO, maaaannnn. That is a ghetto *** Christmas for you. Too bad, you can't never catch a crackhead. I remember my pops used to get gone of that Brandy, and proclaim that Santa was Black....lol...He used to pretend he was the Grinch and put ALL our presents in a big green sack, and set them outdoors if we misbehaved. Hope your Holidays go as planned this year, Happy Kwaanza(Merry Christmas):smooch: Excxellent flow there Brotha
     
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    Thankz Omowalejabali just wanted to spread da cheers of da hood
    in a humor way

    hey spicybrown u know da hood can be at christmas tyme i knew this
    would get u .......i love to bust humor and cheer together Thankz
     
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    Guess the only Christmas cheer here can be found in the remnants of a Boone's Farm bottle. Hey get Santa all patched up, I'm waitin on him okay? Happy Holidays Rich.
     
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    sure thing watz he was last sited crossing Newark from da hood
     
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    this was very unique rich enjoyed your flo, flow on richy rich!!!!!!!!:star: :kiss1:
     
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    Thankz u know how da hood can be in da last swing of christmas
     
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    Brother Chitown
    On the southside its all the same
    Roll up my window-This aint the 4th
    Why you got that M80 man??
    Sitback bumpin slim shady
    Black Claus is a hater man
    Jack Daniels and his Reindeer amn
    Drunk like dogs yeah aint he man
    Beds like steel-Cold give chills
    Heat dont work-Furnance den blew
    Feet all cold-Ya boy turning blue
    Cole in my eyes-Just woke up
    Scratchin on my balls
    Give a couple yawns
    Nig-- in a suit-Beard all grey
    Who the fu-- are you??
    Its Uncle Larry-Hey!!
     
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    That's good, now tell him to go further south, then we'll be cool...
     
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