Black Jokes Humor : What I Did In Dallas

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This ccowboy rode into a little town. Now the people in this town liked to play practical jokes on strangers so while the cowboy was in the saloon somebody stole his horse.

Cowboy: All right! Which one of you sidewinders stole my hose?

Nobody said anything but a few people snickered.

Cowboy: Bartender gimme a whiskey and put it in a dirty glass. All right! By the time I finish this whiskey my hose had better be back outside. Or else I'm gonna have to do what I did in Dallas. (he looks around menacingly) I don't like doing what I had to do in Dallas.

He downed his whiskey and swaggared out. The bartender didn't dare ask him to pay. When he got outside sure enough there was his horse. As he mounted one of the townspeople came out, hat in hand.

Man: Scuse me, suh. I'm just curious but what did you have to do in Dalls?

Cowboy: Why I had to walk, of course. Giddyup!
 

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