Black People : WHAT HE SAID, WHAT SHE HEARD

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    He said, " Baby, I'm out there."
    She heard, .o0( Ooooooh, that means he free for just me )



    He said, " Boo, why we wanna spoil things now?"
    She heard, " Ask me when we gonna finally get married, tomorrow. "
     
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    :haha: :haha: :lol: :lol:
    :haha: :haha: :haha: :lol: :lol:That was funny!
    What about

    She said: "I'm having your child"
    He heard: "I want u to leave and never come back!"


    Good thread!!!
     
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    He said, " Baby it's cold outside. "
    She Heard, " I want to shack up, start apartment hunting. "
     
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    She said, " Baby we need to talk about some things "
    He heard, " Your not doing enough, maybe you should get a second job"
     
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    She said: I need mentally stimulating conversation
    He heard: Can we get busy? :tongue2:
     
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    He said, "Me and the guys are gonna watch the game this Sunday"

    She heard, "I'd rather be with with a bunch of hard legs than you because I dont love you and never will"
     
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    hE SAID: "Your my angel"

    She heard: "Your going to be my wife"

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    She said: "I wish we could spend more time together"

    He heard: "I want you to move in with me"

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    She said : "Lets go away one weekend"

    He Hears: "Lets lock ourselves away and have sex all weekend" :whip:
     
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    LMAO

    I like these
     
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    He said ... "I just bought a new car!"

    She heard ... "I can afford to pay more in child support!"


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    She said ... "I need time to think."

    He heard ... "I can have sex with others!"


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    She said ... "I'm pregnant."

    He heard ... "You're dead."



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    DrDetroit ... Welcome Welcome Welcome ... :wave: ... Great thread !!! :toast:

    :heart:

    Destee
     
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    .She said: I'd like to get to know you better
    He heard" She's ready for sex

    He said: I'd like to get to know you better
    She heard: He's ready for a commitment

    She said: I can do this myself
    He heard: I don't need you. Get off the Earth

    He said: That's a beautiful woman
    She heard: You're ugly
     
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