L E S B I A N Umph! That's what I am, and oh so proud I am. Umph! You don't understand, how oh so proud I am? Umph! Love it or leave it, cause I'm hear to stay. Umph! That just gayluv, what else can I say? Umph! You mad now, just because I don't care. Umph! Or is it because, my so-called "secret" is no longer unaware? Umph! Don't turn you nose up, cause I am her night and day. Umph! Loving women makes me happy, so what else can I say?