- Feb 18, 2004
- 56
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The things Hallmark Cards Dont Say
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H eard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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L ooking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
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C ongratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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H ow could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I 've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
A s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
#################################################### C on gratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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H appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
H eard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
L ooking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
C ongratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
H ow could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I 've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
A s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
#################################################### C on gratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
#####################
H appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)