Black Jokes Humor : What A Greeting Card Will Never Say

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  1. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    The things Hallmark Cards Dont Say
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    H eard your wife left you,
    How upset you must be.
    But don't fret about it...
    She moved in with me.
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    L ooking back over the years
    that we've been together,
    I can't help but wonder...
    "What the hell was I thinking?"
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    C ongratulations on your wedding day!
    Too bad no one likes your husband.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    H ow could two people as beautiful as you
    Have such an ugly baby?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I 've always wanted to have
    someone to hold,
    someone to love.
    After having met you ..
    I've changed my mind.
    A s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
    That you're not here to ruin it for me.
    #################################################### C on gratulations on your promotion.
    Before you go...
    Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
    You'll probably need it again.
    #####################
    H appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

    (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
     
  2. Nisa

    Nisa Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL you're right about that..hahahaa
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Truthful greetings, but not very cheerful, lol. Thanks for the laugh.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol..............guess i need to get these kind on the market !

    this was str8 up true u just won't hear this .....................
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    You are right, I can think of a few more that will never reach hallmark...lol
     
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    Lloyd Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOLLLLLLL!!!! I like ur style mama...hin hin hin
     
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    UNCLE DAD OMG
     
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