A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "This is amazing, your timing
is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful, nymphomaniac daughter. You'll
have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes.
Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided too. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy all her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment
above the garage. And finally, the starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull****tin'me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it"
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "This is amazing, your timing
is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful, nymphomaniac daughter. You'll
have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes.
Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided too. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
satisfy all her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment
above the garage. And finally, the starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull****tin'me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it"