Black Jokes Humor : WELFARE OFFICE

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  1. 4EVERLUV

    4EVERLUV Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
    counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
    rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "This is amazing, your timing
    is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants
    a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful, nymphomaniac daughter. You'll
    have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
    clothes.
    Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided too. You'll be
    expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to
    satisfy all her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment
    above the garage. And finally, the starting salary is $200,000 a year."
    The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull****tin'me!"
    The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it"
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol............when u bring it , it comes back !
     
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    :laugh: I couldn't sign it until I finish laughing so hard:lol: good one.
     
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