Weapons of Mass Seduction Tig ol' biddies and an *** to match. It's not enough to make that final catch. But my weapons of mass seduction seem to be able to get me things. A free dinner at Mickey D's, a new shirt, but no diamond ring. Tig ol' biddies and class to match. Now that just might get a man securely attached. I can even get in good enough to spread my wings. With those assests I can get a brand new dress, lobster instead of Mickey D's, but not a diamond ring. Heck yeah, I'm in the money honey. I got him right where I want him, but not where I need him. Doggit, I need another way to scheme him. Maybe a low cut shirt and some tight jeans will do the trick. Dammit, I need a solution this ain't workin' a bit. I guess I have to bring out the big guns. I have to use my big ol' brain and this phat *** heart. Now that's how I have to have my relationship start. The tig ol biddies and the phat ***.... Yeah, you can have that for sure, but it will definitely come last. My weapons of mass seduction will have to come from head to toe Or the true love that I'm actually searching for, I'll never come to truly know.