Black Jokes Humor : Water Elf

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  1. Euphoria

    Euphoria Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Three men who were spending the weekend camping came across a river which they wished to cross. While deciding what to do a water nymph appeared and said, "I see your dilemma and will grant you one wish each. It can be anything in the world."
    The first man says simply, "I wish I was 10 times smarter."
    *poof* it is done and the man dives into the water and swims across the river.
    The second man wishes to be even smarter, "I wish I was 50 times smarter than I am."
    *poof* it is done and the man quickly builds a conoe and rows across the river.
    The third man after thinking long and hard says, "I wish a was a hundred times smarter."
    *poof* the water nymph turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.
     
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    hahah

    now that's funny!

    welcome :wave:

    pd :)
     
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    dis was too funny ya killing me ova here !
    hahahahaha..................keep it up.
     
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    Hahahahah!

    Euphoria..this was real funny...lol :spin:
     
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    lol...this is funny...
     
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