Three men who were spending the weekend camping came across a river which they wished to cross. While deciding what to do a water nymph appeared and said, "I see your dilemma and will grant you one wish each. It can be anything in the world." The first man says simply, "I wish I was 10 times smarter." *poof* it is done and the man dives into the water and swims across the river. The second man wishes to be even smarter, "I wish I was 50 times smarter than I am." *poof* it is done and the man quickly builds a conoe and rows across the river. The third man after thinking long and hard says, "I wish a was a hundred times smarter." *poof* the water nymph turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.