I was headed towards home and suddenly stood still **** I forgot to pay the water bill! Oh mayun! I forgot to pay the water bill And it’s 4:59 PM on a Thursday And I got that little blue notice on Tuesday And I don’t know where my mind is at these days But I called the water company only to hear them say We turned your **** off at 2:50 today anyway Oh dayum! I forgot to pay the water bill That’s some dizzy *** **** for me to do and still I can’t even play this off when you get home You can’t front, the water is gone! And I know you hate it when I do stuff like this No excuse, just add it to the list of things that I forget to do **** and now you gonna be mad at me too! Ain’t gonna get no love over this one!