Black Poetry : Water Bill

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  1. redlady

    redlady Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I was headed towards home and suddenly stood still
    ****
    I forgot to pay the water bill!
    Oh mayun! I forgot to pay the water bill
    And it’s 4:59 PM on a Thursday
    And I got that little blue notice on Tuesday
    And I don’t know where my mind is at these days
    But I called the water company only to hear them say
    We turned your **** off at 2:50 today anyway

    Oh dayum! I forgot to pay the water bill
    That’s some dizzy *** **** for me to do and still
    I can’t even play this off when you get home
    You can’t front, the water is gone!
    And I know you hate it when I do stuff like this
    No excuse, just add it to the list of things that I forget to do
    **** and now you gonna be mad at me too!

    Ain’t gonna get no love over this one!
     
  2. Aaliyahmonet

    Aaliyahmonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    girl, no matter what if you can't pay yo bills, you still gets love from me. Especially, when it comes to gas, i don't even want to look at it, i just put it to the side. Alot of people can't pay their bills on time, and by the time you wanna pay them, yo **** get turned off. I be hatin that.

    I feel you on this,
    Aaliyahmonet
     
  3. shaz

    shaz Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Ain’t that some ****
    Cut a peoples **** off
    Just cause dey didn’t pay da bill
    I just got my cell back on today
    So you know I feel ya
    If the letter ain’t bright orange with urgent
    Written on the outside it ain’t due
    So how dare they
    Cut me OFF
     
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    Destee destee.com STAFF

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    :lol: RedLady ... I laughed when I first read this and am laughing again now ... :)

    Enjoyed This!

    :heart:

    Destee
     
  5. Nia Maishani

    Nia Maishani Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Y'all are ALL crackin' me up!!!

    Come on now y'all
    don't be droppin the ball
    you know water is the cheapest
    utility (for the time being)
    sidestepping that payment is an exercise in futility
    but gas & electric
    on the other hand?
    Now that's a bill
    I don't overstand
    got my second notice
    at the bottom of the pile
    right nile
    as we speak
    don't even seek
    to get paid this week
    take yo place in line
    'till I can get up out this bind
    'cause I gotta put my money
    where the interest accrues honey
    After stuffing the bulk in the roof
    and sliding a lit'l mo' through my tooths
    the rest of that jive is on the debtor
    until payroll can serve me enough chedda

    (feel me? It had to be in poetic form, right?)
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hey stop by da sea of love and get a pail or two
    coz i'm laughing too....do yo do
     
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