Black Jokes Humor : VIP = Very Important Passenger

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  1. Akilah

    Akilah Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    T.D. Jakes was returning to Texas after a speaking engagement. When
    his plane arrived , there was a limousine there to transport him to
    his home in Dallas. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and
    spoke to the driver. "You know" he said, "I am almost 50 years old
    and I have never driven a limousine .
    Would you mind if I drove it for a while?" The driver said, "No
    problem. Have at it." T.D. gets into the driver's seat and they head off
    down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper
    operating his first
    speed trap. The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone.
    The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of
    his patrol car to begin the procedure.
    The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the
    glass was rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving.
    He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called
    his supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to
    enforce the law but I also know that important people are sometimes given
    certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have
    stopped a very important person."
    "The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?"
    The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that."
    The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president."
    The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than that."
    The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"
    The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus because he's got
    T. D. Jakes for a chauffeur !!!!!
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    what u say !!!
    lol................
     
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