Black Jokes Humor : Valentines for the ex

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines' cards for his daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded him.

    He muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have cards for ex-spouses."

    The clerk behind the counter said, "Oh, yes sir, they do have an 'ex' category, but they're in Sporting Goods."

    "Really?"

    "Yes sir...they're called bullets!"
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Whooo Hooo....Guess I'll keep this in mind...lol.
     
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    o'my gotta keep out the sporting goods area
     
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    cursed heart Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL! That was too funny!
     
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