You used to be my best friend My Girlfriend we could talk on end Walking a tight rope that is so thin My nerves your nerves of all the nerves I deserve... Some respect. Do you object? I would expect! You used to be my best friend Couldn't tell where one story ended and another would begin Been together so long we starting to look like kin. You offended, I 'm offended... Let's just end it I have better things to do You used to be my best friend But on one thing I can depend That my love for you will never end. Maybe it's just the menopause hotflashes , that's not satisfying yo draws..."I wish you would get you some!" And we can go back to being best friends But then, we would just get riled up about something else again. Girlfriend, "WHY CAN'T WE BE FREINDS?" BJS(c)2002 "wRITTEN FOR NO ONE IN PARTICULAR AND EVERYONE IN GENERAL!"