Black Jokes Humor : ur call

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

    Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

    Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
    Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
    Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
    Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
    Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

    Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
     
  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    indeed da call on dem

    dat house of lights can't divert
    u keep amazing me wit all dis .........:D
     
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    wildflower7 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    ...

    hehehehe :wave:
     
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