Black Jokes Humor : Unusual Funeral

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  1. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A woman was leaving a convenience store with her
    morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
    approaching the nearby cemetery.

    A long black hearse was followed by a second long
    black hearse about 50 feet behind the
    first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
    woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance
    back, were about 200 women walking single file.

    The woman was so curious that she respectfully
    approached the woman walking the dog and said,
    "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a
    bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.
    Whose
    funeral is it?"

    "My husband's."

    "What happened to him?"

    The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

    She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

    The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
    trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

    "Can I borrow the dog?"

    "Get in line."
     
  2. Zulile

    Zulile Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: I didnt see that coming!~!
     
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