Black Jokes Humor : U better know it

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  1. Lloyd

    Lloyd Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A minister in Africa paid a visit to one minister in a nearby country.He noticed that he lived in the luxury and opulence;the house was so big and with so expensive tools,carpets and so on and so forth.He asked that minister for his secret because it was astonishing that with a little payment it has such a way of life.
    The guy just told him to go and glance an eye through the window.
    "do you see the road outside?"
    "yes",he answered
    "Well,it costs 5 billions dollars,but when i gave the bills to the governement,i mentioned 6 so i took the difference"
    One year later,the minister in the nearby country paid a visit too to his fellow-member.At his turn he was more than astonished because he saw a house 100000 times more beautiful than his and surely,he guessed,it was 100000 times expensive than his own.
    "Can you tell me your secret please,he asked,i want to understand how you start AFTER me but you are so far that i can't reach you"
    So the minister told him to go and glance an eye through the window.
    "do you see the road outside?"
    "Of course no" he responded
    "You've got it man"
     
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    holding out in secrecy...........lol
     
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